The Kingdom of Hedgistan
Why hedge funds cluster in the world’s most expensive habitats.
Hedge funds would seem to be a business in which location doesn’t matter. Buy and sell orders can be executed from a beachfront villa in Croatia just as fast as from a cube farm in midtown, and the laws of economics dictate that businesses seek out the lowest-cost destinations. Yet the hedge-fund industry exhibits one of the most vivid examples of concentration in today’s economy—and it does so in two of the world’s most expensive places. Lower Hedgistan is an L-shaped wedge encompassing the Upper East Side (from Park Avenue to the park) and the so-called Plaza district of trophy midtown office buildings. Upper Hedgistan is Greenwich, Connecticut. Separated by 30 miles, these two islands of prosperity form a closed circuit via the Hutchinson River Parkway and I-95, and function as a single, insanely profitable ecosystem. Of the world’s 351 funds with more than $1 billion in assets, 143—or 40 percent—are based in Greater Hedgistan.
Because they have so much operating leverage (they can make gazillions of dollars) and their business models are scalable (managing $500 million or $8 billion takes the same amount of space), hedge-fund managers simply don’t care how much it costs to rent office space or buy homes in their favored locales. No tax breaks or sweetheart real-estate deals could establish a hedge-fund center in, say, Oklahoma. To understand Hedgistan, you have to forget the laws of economics and turn instead to the laws of physics. Less Milton Friedman, more Isaac Newton.
New hedge funds are formed when the prospect of superior compensation pulls employees of large investment banks and existing hedge funds away from the mother ship to set up their own shops. But this outward force is balanced by a centripetal force. The gravity of the larger mass makes it difficult to build successful funds outside the orbit of Greater Hedgistan. New hedge funds require face-to-face access to specialized services—flacks, fund-raising consultants, lawyers, accountants, closers (Moi) – as well as to the institutions and individuals that supply capital.
The first law of hedge-fund dynamics: most people who start hedge funds don’t wander far from familiar turf. This is partly because traders are loath to give up hard-won co-ops and nursery-school spots, BUT mostly because they are superstitious creatures of habit. Says one fund manager who set up shop three blocks away from his former employer, “Instead of walking out the east door of Grand Central, I now walk out the north door. And I still take the 4:18 home on Fridays.”
The second law of hedge-fund dynamics—also known as the narcissism of small distances: hedge-fund managers seek the shortest possible commute that doesn’t involve working at home. I mean…who wants to be at home? My members certainly don’t. Homelife in Boston or Upper H, Worklife in NYC, Weekend/Summer home in New England Coast. The concentration of hedge funds in both the Upper East Side and Greenwich is driven in large measure by the desire of managers and traders to live in those places. In fact, the hedge-fund industry got started in Greenwich when a few aces decided the grief of a 35-minute commute wasn’t worth it. There’s absolutely no functional difference between operating a fund there or in Manhattan. The funds draw upon the same labor force and maintain the same business model. Company executives visiting investment firms in Manhattan routinely saunter through Greenwich. Even the taxes are similar: The two counties with the highest federal income tax as a percentage of adjusted gross income are New York, with 20 percent, and Fairfield, Connecticut, with 19.4 percent. Similar much? (Connecticut does have a lower state income tax: 5 percent, compared with New York’s 6.85 percent for the top bracket.) “The guy who lives on Fifth Avenue and works at 9 West 57th Street is really doing the same thing as the guy who lives on Conyers Farm Drive and works in Greenwich,” says Brett Fromson, a fund-of-funds manager in New York. Teterboro vs. White Plains. Zabar’s vs. Whole Foods. Tiffany on Fifth Avenue vs. Tiffany on Greenwich Avenue. Similar similar similar…
The third law of hedge-fund dynamics: Hedge-fund managers, like other members of the global plutocracy, tend to move in the same small, concentric circles. Trust me on this. “They’re generally image-conscious, they like to congregate, and credibility is generated by affiliation and by proximity,” says Dean Shapiro, executive managing director at CB Richard Ellis, who has hedge-fund clients in both Greenwich and New York.
And here we leave physics for psychology. What’s the point of having alpha money—and all the things it can buy—if nobody can see it? What’s the point of having fuck you money – if you don’t get to say fuck you?